Thursday, March 14, 2013

Birthday Box

My birthday was a few weeks ago. I'd like to tell you about one of the gifts I received. Among other things he gave me, this one was the winner from A.

But first, a confession.

I'm a wanna-be survivalist. Also called "preppers" (for those of you who watch the National Geographic channel). Survivalists are people who prepare themselves for a disaster. Nuclear winter, the next Depression, natural disasters, you name it. I heard about this about a year ago. I'm a planner. Always have been. What better to plan for than an emergency? I'm also a big "what-iffer". "What would we do if....?" You can fill in the blank.

So I started to talk to A about emergency plans for an event which would fall into the category dubbed by survivalists as SHTF (Shit Hits The Fan). He mostly thought I was crazy (we can debate that later), but appeased me by talking through a basic emergency plan.

Taking all this into account, let me show you my present.


Just an unassuming box, right? To be honest, I would have been happy with just the box. I love organizing, too.

When I opened it, I saw this.


Yes, those are graphics of zombies.


It's a little difficult to see, but A drew out our emergency plan. It's a map showing Lake Michigan (blue waves), our condo, the hospital he works at, and then a random farm in Indiana. Plus zombies chasing after me and Orion. So the plan he worked out is:

1. I grab Orion (and apparently appropriate a gun somewhere).
2. We meet A at the hospital.
3. All of us go hide out on a farm in Indiana.

Not too shabby.

The rest of the contents of the box:


And here are some labels.


All helpful things to have during a zombie apocalypse. The movie is obviously for inspiration ahead of the SHTF moment.

Do I really believe our big emergency will be zombies? Nah. But you never know if a big disaster is headed our way. Now I feel more prepared!


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